Running, HOWEVER, is not an easily picked up skill.
It's fucking HARD.
She's got some app on her phone that helps you go from No Running to Run a 5K Why Don't You in blah blah time. Today we warmed up for 5 minutes, ran for a minute then walked for a minute & a half for 25 minutes, then a 5 minute cool down and some stretching. Sounds easy, right?
IT IS NOT.
I mean...I did it. Not well, but I did it. And we're gonna do it three days a week until I look better naked. It's a good goal. An important goal. One to remember when I feel like I can't get a good breath and my fucking leg muscles want to melt off my bones.
*bangs head on desk* Look. *bangs* Better. *bangs* Naked. *bangs*